Randy & Dom meet at the park
R - what the fuck did you do?
D - i just peed... am i bothering you?
R - you can’t pee here, you asshole!!!
D - why not, sir?
R - that’s my tree!! don’t you know?
D - i just know what my dear owner taught me!
R - owner??? he tells you where to pee? don’t you feel it yourself?
D - no, he tells me everything i hve to do!
R - horrible!! and what you get instead?
D - i get a hot meal everyday, my dear!
R - just that?? you’re kidding me!! and what about beeing free of living as you
want??
D - sorry, but wouldn’t you give up your freedom for a hot meal??
R - and you? wouldn’t you give up this comodity to be free?
D - breaking all the rules he gave me?
R/D - ...i don’t know...
R - and anyway you can’t pick a tree to pee on, by yourself!!! you little pussy
dog!!
D - if i would, i could! But you think you can control your bladder?
R - is that a bet???
D - yes, it is! let’s switch for a week!

one week later...

R - No way! why the fuck should i take back everything he throw? he thinks i am so
stupid?
D - oh lord, i think i got fleas! your “world” is so dirty!!!
R/D - ???
CAT - ...ehm...wof??

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